hiya, i'm kelsey! your typical jersey girl with a princess complex and a phillies addiction
find me on twitter @kaaycarp or @philliesdarling
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
Normal guy: I really want to kiss you.
Ed Sheeran: All I want is the taste that your lips allow.
Normal guy: Let's cuddle.
Ed Sheeran: Cover me up cuddle me in lie down with me and hold me in your arms.
Normal guy: I want to hug you.
Ed Sheeran: I was made to keep your body warm but I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.
Normal guy: She's a crack whore prostitute.
Ed Sheeran: And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man.
Normal guy: Marry me?
Ed Sheeran: Settle down with me and I'll be your safety you'll be my lady.
Normal guy: I'm sad and lonely.
Ed Sheeran: 'Cause lately I've been waking up alone, paint splattered teardrops on my shirt.
Normal guy: I'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you.
Ed Sheeran: I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed
Normal guy: Expect me to drunk diall you later.
Ed Sheeran: And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol.
I’m not the girl your mother warns you about. I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart. I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me. I’m not cold. I’m not reckless. I will love you more than anything. I will kiss you when you cry. I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.